Okay, home from work after a nice British day, im serious, it was hot and the sun shone. But before you continue, be warned this is a rant, im drinking fosters, its been a while and i need to vent. Life here ticks along and the paperboy is getting his bearings ever so slowly (thank god for my A-Z). Im still Londons slowest courier (or half arsed) if the last alleycat was anything to go by, but at least my DNF was due to excessive alcohol consumption influenced by my lack of fitness and the inability to hack the pace. Thanks to the pistette from the house of pistard for towing me round for a few checkpoints. So today was awesome…on my way to work and as with everywhere in the world, the copper on a powertrip pulled me over. Actually it was a group of 20 or so running into our collective path and sheperding me and several others into the barrier. Very TDF. So it was “book a guy on a bike running the red light day”. My personal officer for the day asked for my ID, the Tassie licence came out and raised a few eyebrows. After running an immigration check thinking i had made his day he found out i was actually a UK citizen. My first point! My only one though and rapid Sam Hill speed downhill from there. My smirking and smartass comments didnt help either. Where was the gun and my foot? He actually pulled out big words like “agrophobia” in explaining to me why it was pushbike red light day. I saw his point and felt sorry for the blind teenage girl who developed this affliction after some fucker clipped her while she was crossing at this set of the lights, but diplomacy is always the key. Still the calling her family with the news seemed a bit far fetched. But then he went on this rant and finally the penny dropped…here in London there is a program where members of the public can sign up and “do there bit for public safety” and become a community support officer. Effectively, volunteer your time and say you are a copper. His stock rose and mine fell after the red flag was waved in my face and i asked if he was a school teacher and that since he didnt have the balls to control his own class he could bully the public and wear a police badge for the day. He flew off the hammer and as i giggled he threatened to arrest me because i couldnt prove where i lived. So me being me shut up but continued to giggle fearing i may be sent to the corner with a bad note sent home to my parents or maybe detention. So he gave me the option to take the fine or BE ARRESTED! So i took his paperwork and made my way sheepishly to work for my radio and PDA. Either way its 28 days to fork over 30quid. But whichever way you look at it, i broke the law, i know that but winding up Mr. Plod and having a giggle seemed like a mornings entertainment for me and ended up in a quick 5 to 10 minutes becoming half an hour. Everyone else was donig it so why shouldnt i?. Another London first
July 24th, 2008 | |
Posted by Hunnibell
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Changes are afoot here @ B’n'C HQ.. L-Dub will soon be off to Melburn-town to start his new life as a woman (does this mean The Scandal will disband?), and Mashmonster and I are off to the Red Center in two weeks.. As Les Hiddens was unavailible to shoot the new season of Bush Tuckerman and Disco is currently doing his bit designing an improved CM-2000 in Cairns, Mash and I have stepped into the breach… or something like that. Been doing alot of reasearch into desert cycling to learn what we should expect. Ant’s site OZ-by-bike has been particularly helpful. We’ve both opted for simple and practical bikes.. Mish is taking a single-speed Kona Paddywagon and I’ve re-built the Surly Steamroller for bush conditions: CX armadillo tyres with puncture resistant tube liners and goo filled tubes for the ever prevalent three cornered jacks, bottle mounts, comfortable bars and pannier mounts..
July 22nd, 2008 | |
Posted by Ben
Yo! I’m off to live in the Red Centre in three and a half weeks.. So first up on the farewell Beans tour is an ALLEYCAT!! All are welcome and any bike will suit the task at hand. The aim of the er, ‘ride’ ..is to have fun riding ya bike with friends and like minded crew.. but for the fleeter pushbike bandits I’ll make note of who is quickest to complete the missions! Meet outside the ART SCHOOL @ HUNTER STREET @ 4PM for a 4:15 START! Seeya all you BnC Cadets there!! Stay Rad.
July 15th, 2008 | |
Posted by Ben
Hanmer Springs is one of the South Island’s premier Mountain Bike destinations. A series of quality trails lead out of the town and climb up into the surrounding hills.. The return descents are well worth the effort of pointing up. Mash and I hit Hanmer last month for a few days of riding. We arrived morning after the first snow fall of the season, so it made for challenging riding.. especially on my 32 x 17 geared singlespeed. Mark and Neil of Krank clothing and Peak Fuel made us welcome in town and Neil even loaned us additional cycling clothing to ward off the cold after only having chatted to him for 5minutes.. These blokes were two of the nicest fellas we met in NZ.. So take 5minutes to have a squiz at their websites if you get the chance, or if you are ever in Hanmer drop in and see ‘em for a yarn.
http://www.krankdirtwear.com/ http://www.peakfuel.co.nz/
July 8th, 2008 | |
Posted by Ben
Winter is in full effect in Tasmania, snow, ice, mud and slush.. ALL the usual winter fare. At BnC we don’t let the inclement weather slow us down, we just bust out the fat tyre flyers and head for the hills. The past few weeks has seen the boys out and about on trails all around the state. Mischa headed north and rode a few laps on the sweet Stubbs Road singletrack, Clint has been taking advantage of the softend soils and has cut miles of new trails at *********, and the two Matt’s have been leading their tribe of singlespeeders up hill and down dale each weekend.
Interstate, Mishmash and Jimmy have been pimping their rides in Canberra. The Mash-machine has had a facelift and Jimmy bought himself a new rig, a Specialized Stumpy. Both of them have been doin regular missions to Majura Pines and Jimmy hooked up with a Canadian who is training for a 24solo.. Finally got a report of Jimmy being worn out, never thought that would happen… The White brothers and Simon Ditcham completed a tour of WA with their band the Scandal.. On the way home they stopped off in Melburn and did a few laps of the Brunswick Velodrome, I’m not sure they were sober at the time?
Overseas.. well, Hunners slept with the right people and was given a job couriering in old Londontown.. Dutch Timmy has being scratching around in Holland looking for ANY elevation to climb on his mountain bike.. “I have to say I miss the hills and mountains a lot. When I ride my bike I look for every elevation in the road (like bridges and dykes) and sprint up to the top. There is a small training hill which is a loop, so I just ride up there like 10 times to get the feeling of a good climb. I am smashing all the people on expensive carbon roadies with my steel old school single speed, so the BnC-training camp paid off I am now working in the local bike shop, so I am spending money on upgrading my bikes. Today I got a full lycra kit from the boss, so yes, I am also wearing lycra now…” ..and Canadian Dave is back in Canada hassling chipmunks, they’re not quite as big as possums but Dave stated that they are just as satisfying.
July 8th, 2008 | |
Posted by Ben
I took this photo whilst in NZ. Thinking of the family’s anguish over losing a loved pet I decided to help out and post up the flyer on BnC..
July 8th, 2008 | |
Posted by Ben
It’s finally rolled around again, the time of the year when coffee addictions soar, communication with family and friends becomes labored beyond sufferance and tempers shorten with every stage. The Tour!
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July 3rd, 2008 | |
Posted by Nic
Last Saturday Mr Buckley and I turned out to rep BnC @ the STVCC and Triathlon Tasmania Sandford Time Trial. Bucks decided to take on the 20k TT (which included an absolute bitch of a hill climb) whilst I took the softer 14k option. Neither route was particulary flat, with plenty of undulations and potholes to boot. The turnout for the event was good with plenty of serious Timetriallers in both distances.. (more…)
July 1st, 2008 | |
Posted by Ben
I’ve been having a long running discussion with Mischa about the merits of hard tails for thrash sessions. We’ve sat and watched the ‘Hard Tails Rule’ section in ‘Earthed 3′, where Peaty and another rider slay English back-wood trails on zero inches of rear travel, mightly inspiring stuff.. A recent issue of Dirt Mag (www.dirtmag.co.uk) sung the praises of hard tail thrashing.. This is a hymn book I’m happy to sing from, I especially love the pslam ‘Down and Out on a Hardtail’.. (http://www.dirtmag.co.uk/features/down-and-out-on-a-hardtail) Personally, I love the connected feel a hardtail gives you with the ground.. especially if it’s made of steel. Throw a 140mm fork on a steel hard tail frame, a beefy wheelset and some wide tyres and you have a ready made recipy for fun. Anyway, when I came across the new NS Society frame.. well, I fell in love.. As my esteemed college is in the market for a new bike ..and taking into consideration our earlier conversations, I felt THIS bike needed a BnC post just to throw in another opinion..
So Pringle? Yes??
June 29th, 2008 | |
Posted by Ben
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