Get A Real Job!

Heads up Hobart kids. Jet Couriers are in the market for a new bike messenger, as the current one is sodding off somewhere. I’d apply, but I’m stuck working in the best bike shop in the world, which means some of you might actually have a chance. So if you’re bike fit, fast in traffic, have a good sense of direction, lean towards public displays of flesh and work well when hungover, it might just be the perfect job for you. You can even wear tight black jeans, a cycling cap and a messenger bag without looking like some faked out poser (ahem!).

Contact Jet Couriers. Use the phonebook or something.

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