{"id":1008,"date":"2009-04-05T23:07:01","date_gmt":"2009-04-05T12:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=1008"},"modified":"2009-04-05T23:12:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-05T12:12:22","slug":"benny-brings-back-the-booze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=1008","title":{"rendered":"benny brings back the BOOZE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1007\" style=\"border: black 1px solid;\" title=\"alice-springs-mtb\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/alice-springs-mtb.jpg\" alt=\"alice-springs-mtb\" width=\"483\" height=\"362\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/alice-springs-mtb.jpg 604w, https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/alice-springs-mtb-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 483px) 85vw, 483px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\">8am. Sunday Morning. Eastside, Alice Springs. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\">Post boozy Saturday night, Benny\u00a0rolls out his singlespeed for the first of the ASCC\u00a0short-track race series. The 12km singletrack course snakes around the <strong>very<\/strong> rocky hills above\u00a0Alice.. all\u00a0techy and pea-gravel sketchy-ness, ..so\u00a0NOT the course for a fuzzy headed BnC&#8217;er, especially one with poor tech skills at the best of times. So what happens?\u00a0With his brain function\u00a0at minimal output, choosing rational lines through the never-ending rockgarden is simply not possible. Instead, Benny takes his 80mm of travel and just plows through EVERYTHING in his path and amazingly finishes in 3rd place! How? I don&#8217;t know.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\">Some respectibility returns to BnC. BOOZE brought back.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana;\">Kids, drink beer, it makes you ride better.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>8am. Sunday Morning. Eastside, Alice Springs. Post boozy Saturday night, Benny\u00a0rolls out his singlespeed for the first of the ASCC\u00a0short-track race series. The 12km singletrack course snakes around the very rocky hills above\u00a0Alice.. all\u00a0techy and pea-gravel sketchy-ness, ..so\u00a0NOT the course for a fuzzy headed BnC&#8217;er, especially one with poor tech skills at the best of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=1008\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;benny brings back the BOOZE&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1011,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions\/1011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}