{"id":11,"date":"2007-07-03T01:26:38","date_gmt":"2007-07-02T15:26:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bottlesandchains.com\/?p=11"},"modified":"2007-07-03T02:12:27","modified_gmt":"2007-07-02T16:12:27","slug":"music-makes-the-wheels-go-round","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=11","title":{"rendered":"Music makes the wheels go round"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For better or worse, you decide&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[audio:mcrushhour-ridinfixy.mp3]<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/mcrushhour\">MySpace<\/a>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/geIsWq5xOSE\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/geIsWq5xOSE\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s plenty more out there. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/bikesk8mosh\">R.A.M.B.O.<\/a> anyone?<\/p>\n<p>U-lock justice! <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>they know that I be ridin&#8217; fixy<br \/>\nTry to catch me ridin&#8217; fixy &#8230;Won&#8217;t see me coastin&#8217;<br \/>\nor brakin&#8217;<br \/>\nyou trippin&#8217; if you think I&#8217;ll quit ridin&#8217; fixy<br \/>\nTry to catch me ridin&#8217; fixy &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;all fools gonna make me do it<br \/>\nTrackstand at the light in front of your Buick<br \/>\nMothafuckas wanna run me off the road<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll grab my lock, take a swing and make your window explode<br \/>\nYou might see me out ridin&#8217; with my club<br \/>\nWe roll about 20 then we hit the pub<br \/>\nChillin&#8217; out drinkin&#8217; beers til we can&#8217;t see straight<br \/>\nHit the streets with a lean why you suckas gotta hate<br \/>\n&#8216;Cuz you know we crazy like lunatics<br \/>\nWe got no brakes but we still do skids<br \/>\nGot them bitches in lycra throwin&#8217; fits<br \/>\nDoing tricks in the park like a bunch of kids<br \/>\nCircle backwards: you can&#8217;t hang with this<br \/>\nNo-handed skid, now you gettin&#8217; pissed<br \/>\nGotta fat chrome bag hangin&#8217; on my back<br \/>\nwith some spare intertubes and a cold six pack<br \/>\nAlleycat race, now I&#8217;m ridin&#8217; fast<br \/>\nYou freewheel hoes gonna finish last<br \/>\nComin&#8217; up on your left, now I&#8217;m gonna pass<br \/>\nWon&#8217;t see me coastin&#8217; or draggin&#8217; ass<br \/>\nBrooks on my jock be fittin&#8217; tight<br \/>\n40 oz in my left, bullhorns in my right<br \/>\nCuttin&#8217; through traffic, got the haters cussin&#8217;<br \/>\nRollin&#8217; past the fuckin&#8217; po-po like it&#8217;s nothin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Chorus<\/p>\n<p>We been critical massin&#8217;<br \/>\nBlockin&#8217; the street so your car ain&#8217;t passin&#8217;<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m shitfaced off the 2-for-1s<br \/>\nDrinkin&#8217; double long islands means double the fun<br \/>\nNow we back on the street and we bringin&#8217; the game<br \/>\nTitanium wheels on my steel frame<br \/>\n48 up front, 15 in the back<br \/>\nGotta tackle this hill<br \/>\nWon&#8217;t be cuttin&#8217; no slack<br \/>\nNow I&#8217;m comin&#8217; back down,<br \/>\nleg over the bars.<br \/>\nSkiddin&#8217; long, one hand flippin&#8217; off the cars<br \/>\nSkid patch smokin&#8217; like a big ol&#8217; blunt<br \/>\nGotta shift my weight to get more up front<br \/>\nPop my foot back into the clip<br \/>\nand I gotta put my hand back down on the grip<br \/>\nNitto bars be shinin&#8217; like a gem<br \/>\nChrome seatpost with matchin&#8217; stem<br \/>\n*with no regard for your cars we dodge em like fuck &#8217;em all*<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t push us too far&#8230;<br \/>\nstep out your car, and we&#8217;ll have a brawl<br \/>\nWe gotta right to ride<br \/>\nSo step aside<br \/>\nUnless you want my SPDs applied<br \/>\nTo your doors, your fenders and then your grille<br \/>\nFuck with my fixy and you&#8217;ll get killed<\/p>\n<p>Chorus X 2<\/p>\n<p>Nitto bars be shinin&#8217; like a gem.<br \/>\nChrome seatpost with matching stem.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For better or worse, you decide&#8230; [audio:mcrushhour-ridinfixy.mp3] MySpace&#8230; I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s plenty more out there. R.A.M.B.O. anyone? 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