{"id":1281,"date":"2009-05-13T23:35:13","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T12:35:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=1281"},"modified":"2009-05-13T23:35:13","modified_gmt":"2009-05-13T12:35:13","slug":"lollies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=1281","title":{"rendered":"Lollies!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I do try and avoid riding the blog-wave and posting stuff that I find on other blogs, as it can often feel like you&#8217;re wandering around the internet reading the same shit over and over, with slightly different witty comments. Or not so witty, if you happen to be on this website. The <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.candycranks.com\/\">Candy Cranks<\/a><\/strong> site is doing the rounds at the moment, but given that cycling seems to be suffering from a massive case of cock forest\/dude ranch\/sausage party\/not enough bloody girls, I&#8217;m just going to perpetuate the machine and link up what is actually a good blog.<\/p>\n<p>So go over and have a read. While you&#8217;re at it, figure out how we can get more girls riding bikes so I don&#8217;t have to spend so much time hanging out with guys in skin tight clothes and pointy shoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do try and avoid riding the blog-wave and posting stuff that I find on other blogs, as it can often feel like you&#8217;re wandering around the internet reading the same shit over and over, with slightly different witty comments. Or not so witty, if you happen to be on this website. The Candy Cranks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=1281\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lollies!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1281"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1283,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1281\/revisions\/1283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}