{"id":160,"date":"2007-12-18T14:21:34","date_gmt":"2007-12-18T04:21:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=160"},"modified":"2007-12-18T22:32:25","modified_gmt":"2007-12-18T12:32:25","slug":"the-final-countdown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=160","title":{"rendered":"The final countdown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s your last chance to do a charitable thing and help out Possum Dave&#8217;s older brother (let&#8217;s call him Hedgehog Ryan). If you&#8217;ve forgotten who he is, he&#8217;s that guy who got run over by a Mercedes in London and then got stung with the massive damages bill after he took to their windshield with his bike. There is no justice, there&#8217;s just a load of bullshit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.houseofpistard.com\/\">Anyway, go spend some money on a t-shirt and stop the poor guy getting deported!<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.houseofpistard.com\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/bp3.blogger.com\/_IKpXxv8B4ho\/R2T-ql9zuBI\/AAAAAAAAAK4\/54mmwHHC_UQ\/s1600\/pump.jpg\" height=\"446\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah, and don&#8217;t forget to read the post below this one. Alleycat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s your last chance to do a charitable thing and help out Possum Dave&#8217;s older brother (let&#8217;s call him Hedgehog Ryan). If you&#8217;ve forgotten who he is, he&#8217;s that guy who got run over by a Mercedes in London and then got stung with the massive damages bill after he took to their windshield with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=160\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The final countdown&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}