{"id":2046,"date":"2009-11-18T23:03:11","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T12:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=2046"},"modified":"2009-11-18T23:08:34","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T12:08:34","slug":"the-ultimate-woman-dinking-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=2046","title":{"rendered":"The &#8216;Ultimate Woman Dinking Machine&#8217;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My drive side pegs arrived in the post today. As soon as I got home they were bolted onto the BMX completing the creation of my &#8216;ultimate woman-dinking machine&#8217;. To test the pegged up ride, I whacked my 7.5 month pregenant wife on the rear and headed up to the local pub for a beer and feed. <\/p>\n<p>Pedaling was a little sketchy as Mishmashes centre of gravity is currently a tad &#8216;high&#8217;, making handling pretty freakin&#8217; touchy. For the ride home I sat Mish on the handlebars with her feet on the front pegs.. waaaaay better, but the two Coronas and lime I had at the pub may have just added some dutch courage to the mix. Just need a longer seatpost and the BMX will be perfect! At least as perfect as it can be without having a sidehack strapped to it.. <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;anyway, it&#8217;s definately summer and the BnC event ideas are brewing away in my minds eye. The below BMX &#8216;Jam&#8217; video added further fuel to the fire.. with &#8216;Slayer&#8217; on the soundtrack, how could it not? <\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"265\"><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7505551&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7505551&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" width=\"400\" height=\"265\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/7505551\">9th Street Halloween Jam 2009<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\/user1463332\">james stevens<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My drive side pegs arrived in the post today. As soon as I got home they were bolted onto the BMX completing the creation of my &#8216;ultimate woman-dinking machine&#8217;. To test the pegged up ride, I whacked my 7.5 month pregenant wife on the rear and headed up to the local pub for a beer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=2046\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The &#8216;Ultimate Woman Dinking Machine&#8217;.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2046"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2046"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2046\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2048,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2046\/revisions\/2048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}