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..with the spectre of ‘responsibility’* looming on the horizon, it’s ‘down tools’ to roll the dice for perhaps the last time.. Come on the run with Benny as he heads south of the CBD in an attempt to evade his husbandly duties. Yep, a weekend of bicycle hobo-dom in the deep south. Pack a banjo. Bring ya Lumberjack hat. Chew tobacco? You’re welcome to join us.<\/p>\n
This overnight mission will follow some of the south’s lesser known backroads in an attempt to evade authorities and angry wives.. The route as is stands in my minds eye? Well..<\/p>\n
Hobart – Fern Tree – Neika – Longley (beer and swim stop) – Sandfly – Kaoota – Pelverata – Upper Woodstock – Woodstock – Cradoc – Glaziers Bay – Lower Wattle Grove – Petcheys Bay – Lymington – Cynget (beer, counter meal and pick up a carton or two) – Deep Bay – Ables Bay – Eggs and Bacon Bay (Camp, swim, consume beer, sing sea-shanties and throw rocks at Possums) – Deep Bay – Gardeners Bay – Woodbridge (civilised coffee stop) – Kettering – Coningham (swim action) – Snug – Margate – Peter Murrell Reserve – Blackmans Bay – Kingston Beach (beer stop) – Taroona – Hobart.<\/p>\n
Total distance? 247783kms give or take a bit.. would have been more exact if bloody www.bikely.com was working properly..<\/p>\n
You’ll need to pack the following:<\/p>\n
x 1 – Tent.
\nx 1 – Sleeping Bag.
\nx 1 – Stubbie Cooler.
\nx 1 – Dinner Jacket.<\/p>\n
Any type of pushie will do. It’s not a roadie specific ride, we’re rollin’ and we’ll roll at our own pace. When? We’ll kick-off proceedings at Machine Cafe @ 09:30am Saturday 05 December.. That means LEAVING Machine @ 09:30am, if you want some tucker, get there earlier Old Salt. The ride will wrap up sometime late Sunday 06 December.. probably conclude with a pub meal somewhere pending on the level of sobriety of the cyclists. Too wasted and it’ll be 2minute noodles at the Viper Den..<\/p>\n
Keen to come? RSVP Benny at benny@bottlesandchains.com or just rsvp this invite.. whatever.<\/p>\n
Don’t miss it. You know it will be loose.<\/p>\n
*(fatherhood).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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