{"id":2242,"date":"2010-02-15T16:22:17","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T05:22:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=2242"},"modified":"2010-02-16T01:05:36","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T14:05:36","slug":"affray-fracas-hullabaloo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=2242","title":{"rendered":"Affray! Fracas!! HULLABALOO!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/MoHo.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2247  aligncenter\" title=\"BnC West Island 'tache Champion: Senor Hunnibell\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/MoHo.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"321\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Right. It&#8217;s generally well known (according to an Australian Magazine, Anyways&#8230;) that Rotorua has the best trails in the world. We also have the best facial hair in the world. That&#8217;s right. Breath it in, Liam. Soak it up. I would have posted a shot of of my eyes but they were filled with such righteous masculine intensity that they would have punched through the monitor screen into your brain hole. Yes indeed, Liam..or anyone else. Think you can do better? Await instructions. Ah, I&#8217;ve had enough of you panty waister&#8217;s, I&#8217;m going hunting.<\/p>\n<p><strong>AH, FERK IT.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My computer is steam driven. I lost the photo I had taken. So, bearing in mind the completely played out nature of &#8220;pirates&#8221; I present to you the below. Liam, I got you a little something. It may help. Now&#8230; As I said above<\/p>\n<p>1) Await instructions<\/p>\n<p>2) I&#8217;m full of righteous masculinity<\/p>\n<p>3) I&#8217;ve had enough of you panty waister&#8217;s, I&#8217;m going hunting (again).<\/p>\n<p>4) There may be free beer.*<\/p>\n<p>*Really**<\/p>\n<p>**Really Really<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Picture-991.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2243\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Picture-991-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"They wouldn't unbundle\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Picture-991-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Picture-991.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right. It&#8217;s generally well known (according to an Australian Magazine, Anyways&#8230;) that Rotorua has the best trails in the world. We also have the best facial hair in the world. That&#8217;s right. Breath it in, Liam. Soak it up. I would have posted a shot of of my eyes but they were filled with such &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=2242\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Affray! Fracas!! HULLABALOO!!!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":17,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/17"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2242"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2246,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2242\/revisions\/2246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}