{"id":2302,"date":"2010-04-05T21:25:27","date_gmt":"2010-04-05T10:25:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=2302"},"modified":"2010-04-05T21:25:27","modified_gmt":"2010-04-05T10:25:27","slug":"oh-fuck-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=2302","title":{"rendered":"Oh fuck me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things are pretty quiet around here, so I hate to be posting negative shit, but this is just getting ridiculous&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2303 aligncenter\" title=\"FixedGearAmericanRedAle\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/FixedGearAmericanRedAle.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"330\" height=\"477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/FixedGearAmericanRedAle.jpg 550w, https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/FixedGearAmericanRedAle-207x300.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 330px) 85vw, 330px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re shitting me, right? It&#8217;s almost as bad as that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rapha.cc\/transit-elite-sweater-1\/\">Rapha dork-jumper<\/a> (just browse the photos). Or those <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestmadeco.com\/\">hipster axes<\/a> (wait&#8230;what?).<\/p>\n<p>When will it ever end?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things are pretty quiet around here, so I hate to be posting negative shit, but this is just getting ridiculous&#8230; You&#8217;re shitting me, right? It&#8217;s almost as bad as that Rapha dork-jumper (just browse the photos). Or those hipster axes (wait&#8230;what?). When will it ever end?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2302"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2302"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2304,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2302\/revisions\/2304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}