{"id":2328,"date":"2010-04-21T19:16:24","date_gmt":"2010-04-21T08:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=2328"},"modified":"2010-05-03T21:04:59","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T10:04:59","slug":"oh-god-what-have-i-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=2328","title":{"rendered":"Oh God, what have I done?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Big-hill.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2352\" title=\"Big hill\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/Big-hill.bmp\" alt=\"\" width=\"486\" height=\"648\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Queenstown, New Zealands &#8216;Mountain Capital&#8217;. I&#8217;m 8kgs over weight, haven&#8217;t ridden a mountain bike in anger in 12mths and I arrived with a singlespeed.. &#8216;Oh God, what have I done?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>First mountain bike ride. 452 meters of vertical climbing, 2 meters of cycling, 450 meters of walking.. &#8216;Oh God, what have I done?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>What sick, twisted fucker thought holding a singlespeed event in this steep ass town?<\/p>\n<p>(<em>Ben deleted this post for some reason. It has been restored so that proper heckling may continue. <\/em>&#8211; Ed.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Queenstown, New Zealands &#8216;Mountain Capital&#8217;. I&#8217;m 8kgs over weight, haven&#8217;t ridden a mountain bike in anger in 12mths and I arrived with a singlespeed.. &#8216;Oh God, what have I done?&#8217; First mountain bike ride. 452 meters of vertical climbing, 2 meters of cycling, 450 meters of walking.. &#8216;Oh God, what have I done?&#8217; What sick, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=2328\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Oh God, what have I done?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2328"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2333,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2328\/revisions\/2333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}