{"id":3287,"date":"2012-06-14T17:26:25","date_gmt":"2012-06-14T06:26:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=3287"},"modified":"2012-06-14T17:27:05","modified_gmt":"2012-06-14T06:27:05","slug":"join-or-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=3287","title":{"rendered":"Join or Die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bunch of people have been asking how to join Bottles and Chains lately, so I thought I&#8217;d better clear things up. It&#8217;s a pretty complex process, so pay close attention to ensure you don&#8217;t mess it up. Once you feel confident with the process, assist your friends to make it easier for them. Here&#8217;s the three-step program to become a fully\u00a0legitimate\u00a0member of Bottles and Chains&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>1. Claim it<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>2. Don&#8217;t be a jerk<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>3. Go ride your bike<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Welcome to the gang. Let&#8217;s have a beer and go do skids.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bunch of people have been asking how to join Bottles and Chains lately, so I thought I&#8217;d better clear things up. It&#8217;s a pretty complex process, so pay close attention to ensure you don&#8217;t mess it up. Once you feel confident with the process, assist your friends to make it easier for them. Here&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=3287\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Join or Die&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3287"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3289,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3287\/revisions\/3289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}