{"id":3491,"date":"2014-09-19T12:10:21","date_gmt":"2014-09-19T01:10:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=3491"},"modified":"2014-09-19T12:12:31","modified_gmt":"2014-09-19T01:12:31","slug":"dont-fuck-with-our-happiness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=3491","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Fuck With Our Happiness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So a few weeks ago some scumbag fucking tip-rats stole a bunch of DH bikes from myself and a few of my flatmates. That sorta thing will generally put a bit of a dent in your day, especially while you sit around stewing about how you&#8217;d like to put a little more than a dent in the perpetrator&#8217;s skull. Luckily it&#8217;ll take a fair bit more than some low life to fuck with the happiness around here, so the boys grabbed their dirt jump bikes and hit the park for a bit of a hardtail shred session. I should make note that I don&#8217;t make an appearance in this video, not only because I don&#8217;t own a DJ bike, but also because riding one in the bike park is fucking crazy and I&#8217;m too useless for that shit.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.pinkbike.com\/v\/embed\/379343\/?colors=c80000\" width=\"599\" height=\"337\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So a few weeks ago some scumbag fucking tip-rats stole a bunch of DH bikes from myself and a few of my flatmates. That sorta thing will generally put a bit of a dent in your day, especially while you sit around stewing about how you&#8217;d like to put a little more than a dent &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=3491\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don&#8217;t Fuck With Our Happiness&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4,28,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3491"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3491"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3494,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3491\/revisions\/3494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}