{"id":592,"date":"2008-09-30T02:52:12","date_gmt":"2008-09-29T16:52:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=592"},"modified":"2008-10-03T17:05:46","modified_gmt":"2008-10-03T07:05:46","slug":"back-online-and-outta-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=592","title":{"rendered":"Back online and outta here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/dsc_3222.JPG\" title=\"Direct link to file\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/huners-1.JPG\" alt=\"Hunners in London\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yo kids, management seem to have worked out this intermail eweb thingy and the site is back up. So heres a quick update from the Mother Country. After several months of living the dream, drinking far too much alcohol and tearing my arse out on the super smooth and well maintained streets of London, its all over. Time to cash my ticket in and head back to the little island. I came, i rode, i survived. Just. If we were talkin footy, the number of hard ball gets and tackles laid is way up there. Pity none of them paid off. I left bruised but not broken, expensive cars were left with a permanent impression of me and as for the black cabs&#8230;my last shepherd came off badly. Still, riding alleycats paraletic and playing chicken with solid objects is never a good idea. So goodbye to all the cats in London, i had a hoot and Taz 25 is outta here&#8230;ya cunts<\/p>\n<p>So the scorecard&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Number of drunken crashes &#8211; lots<\/p>\n<p>Number of sober crashes &#8211; not many<\/p>\n<p>Number of drunken crashes remembered &#8211; not many<\/p>\n<p>Number of riders who windmilled the pink panther on windmill street &#8211; 3<\/p>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<p><del datetime=\"2008-09-29T16:53:24+00:00\"><\/del><code><\/code><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yo kids, management seem to have worked out this intermail eweb thingy and the site is back up. So heres a quick update from the Mother Country. After several months of living the dream, drinking far too much alcohol and tearing my arse out on the super smooth and well maintained streets of London, its &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=592\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Back online and outta here&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}