{"id":626,"date":"2008-10-13T23:51:34","date_gmt":"2008-10-13T13:51:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=626"},"modified":"2008-10-15T13:52:27","modified_gmt":"2008-10-15T03:52:27","slug":"i-heard-a-whisperlets-get-hookers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=626","title":{"rendered":"I heard a whisper&#8230;&#8221;lets get hookers&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Im half a world away but i can almost hear the soothing tones of Hobart beckoning. Its got to be better than the &#8220;mister, mister&#8221; or &#8220;where you from sar&#8221;, i keep getting from all these bloody Indians. If only Bill&#8217;s brake would let me sleep at night though. All it wants to do is go hit the piss and look for hookers. I dont know what Bill&#8217;s done to this poor young\u00a0fellow. Lets just say i think he was brought up with a rough crowd and has had a terrible father figure in his life. I know he&#8217;s got a complex, he&#8217;s an old shimano\u00a0105 without much bling credentials. Im trying to tell him that you dont have to be a record or a dura-ace, its what you&#8217;re attatched to. Being the open minded brake he is, he replied &#8220;i know, i just want to mount myself to some fine freewheeling italan steel&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I will see what i can do&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Im half a world away but i can almost hear the soothing tones of Hobart beckoning. Its got to be better than the &#8220;mister, mister&#8221; or &#8220;where you from sar&#8221;, i keep getting from all these bloody Indians. If only Bill&#8217;s brake would let me sleep at night though. All it wants to do is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=626\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I heard a whisper&#8230;&#8221;lets get hookers&#8221;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=626"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/626\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}