{"id":831,"date":"2009-02-27T11:02:09","date_gmt":"2009-02-27T00:02:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=831"},"modified":"2009-02-27T23:03:26","modified_gmt":"2009-02-27T12:03:26","slug":"i-like-boobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"I like boobs&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-835 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/boobs1-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"boobs1\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/boobs1-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/boobs1.jpg 530w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I love em. Who doesnt really? I know you do. Im not into big ones though, I only have little hands&#8230; I also like to get drunk and cause trouble. So what better way than to come out to Glenorchy (pronounced nooorkey by the friendly locals) this weekend and get amongst it. Join the crew as we\u00a0shout and abuse some XC whippets as they stomp around the course. Bring an air horn, a megaphone, some couches and plenty of beer. I will be somewhere on course trying to ply all those riding with beer at the top of the main climb. Bonuses will be awarded to those &#8216;serious&#8217; athletes that partake. If thats not enough excitement, come throw your empty beer cans at the guy running the start gate of the 4X in the arvo. Chances are its gonna be me. So come get abusive, start a fight and see if we cant all try and destroy the afterparty&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">There will be tight lycra, i will warn you but fingers crossed there may be some fit boobies hiding beneath that tight lycra in the crowds. We can only hope and keep our eyes peeled&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love em. Who doesnt really? I know you do. Im not into big ones though, I only have little hands&#8230; I also like to get drunk and cause trouble. So what better way than to come out to Glenorchy (pronounced nooorkey by the friendly locals) this weekend and get amongst it. Join the crew &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=831\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I like boobs&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":833,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions\/833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}