{"id":862,"date":"2009-03-04T22:35:17","date_gmt":"2009-03-04T11:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=862"},"modified":"2009-03-04T22:35:17","modified_gmt":"2009-03-04T11:35:17","slug":"a-saturday-in-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=862","title":{"rendered":"A Saturday In Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s back, bad spelling and all! The annual suffering of the masses hosted by Andy over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fyxomatosis.com\">Fyxomatosis<\/a>, the Melburn Roobaix. Each year professional riders jump on expensive bikes and destroy them over kilometers of mud, dirt, cobblestones and grass in France. Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe a bunch of regular people jump on bikes and make themselves hurt on the rutted and bumpy back alleys of Melbourne. Everyone ends up sore and tired, but the Melburn Roobaix participants no doubt end up a lot drunker, and without the comfort of a team masseur. Either way, you know it&#8217;s going to be a shitload of fun, and you can win some stuff that&#8217;s much cooler than a rock. Click the image below for all the details over at Fyx HQ.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fyxomatosis.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"Melburn Roobaix\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fyxomatosis.com\/images\/news\/MR2009webflyer.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"565\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s back, bad spelling and all! The annual suffering of the masses hosted by Andy over at Fyxomatosis, the Melburn Roobaix. Each year professional riders jump on expensive bikes and destroy them over kilometers of mud, dirt, cobblestones and grass in France. Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe a bunch of regular people &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/?p=862\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A Saturday In Hell&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=862"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":863,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/862\/revisions\/863"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bottlesandchains.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}