Lust. Coverting another man’s bike. Goddam, I neeeeeed at least one of these next two bikes! The first, a mean-as-fk-fixed gear. 26″ Hookworms? On a fixed gear?? Oh fk yes! Please tell me they are dirt jump or street mtb rims as well. Such a tight ride. I need…


The second, a street ‘sprint’ bike. Again 26″, this time with NYC ballon tyres. Plus, ‘Albatross’ bars are the ultimate shit!! I neeeeed, I neeeed…

You should see the fully restored Skidstar that rolled into work this afternoon. Metallic orange and chrome frame, full chrome fenders and chain guard, three speed stick-shift, smoooooooth as all hell.
Compact Geometry is an abomination to cycling world. In my ‘new world order’ it would be the 1st thing to cncentration camps………….. in my uninformed opinion