Drunk post…

Congratulations to Kiwi John, the new president of Bottles and Chains. After a hotly contested evening of polling, a winner has emerged. Heavy skid sessions on Hunnibel’s bike resulted in a complete lack of destroyed tyres, leaving all participants hanging their heads in shame. The voting party consumed a heft number of pints before moving onwards towards Da Angleos pizza. Kiwi John presently collected his first round f votes after falling asleep in the pizza restaurant. The brief snooze was ended with a sneaky pizza theft, leaving the intoxicated BnC crew with several gourmet pizzas to quaff before continuing on their quest for good times and beer.

The voting public continued their forward movement in a series of fumbling steps before entering the mighty cage. While men and women battled their way through sweaty masses, the BnC crew battled their way through cans and pints. The future president ended his already strong campaign with a winnining move. After being kicked out by security he re-emerged, stronger than ever, like a rising phoenix, leaping from the flames. Never likely to be impressed, security swiftly tore him back down and thrust him from the cage, thus ending a superior reign amongst the kingdom of men.

And so it is that BnC has named its new president, the drunkest guy around…Kiwi John!

(can someone bring me a dim sim, I’m starving)