In the famous words of the lovely Britney Spears “oops, I did it again.” Another bike in the stable without really meaning to. There’s definitely a disadvantage to having a credit card and an internet connection. But at least you end up with a new bike showing up at your door!
I am now the owner of a sweet new Gran Royale fixie. The trick-track stuff has been happening for a while now and the Alien just doesn’t quite cut it for bar spins and backwards circles. It’s about time we got a bit of this shit happening in Hobart, there are too many good carparks going to waste. Looks like it’s going to be a winter of grazed elbows and fixed-bunnyhops down three-sets, whoop whoop! Anyone else keen to join the crew? These suckers are cheap.

No pink matching pantie hubs?
How cheap is cheap?
Hoping April Fools?
Yep, April fools. Trick track can suck my balls.
That said, there’s something appealing about those sorta bikes, for their full-beater look.