Oh God, what have I done?

Queenstown, New Zealands ‘Mountain Capital’. I’m 8kgs over weight, haven’t ridden a mountain bike in anger in 12mths and I arrived with a singlespeed.. ‘Oh God, what have I done?’

First mountain bike ride. 452 meters of vertical climbing, 2 meters of cycling, 450 meters of walking.. ‘Oh God, what have I done?’

What sick, twisted fucker thought holding a singlespeed event in this steep ass town?

(Ben deleted this post for some reason. It has been restored so that proper heckling may continue. – Ed.)

Author: Ben

Not Porter Ricks

9 thoughts on “Oh God, what have I done?”

  1. DNF. Worst race result to date. Of the four Aussies entered only one finished. One mother fkn hard course.

  2. Find 7 mile park it is awesome, as good as whistler. it’s on a beach, so sick, ask a shop how to get there.

  3. “too many gears for too long in my opinion.”

    The thing about mountain biking is that gears help you get up hills and ride a variety of trails. They’re not some kind of evil machine that has no place on bikes in general.

  4. 7 Mile is where the NZud SS Champs were held on the weekend.. The winner Garth (current Australian SS Champ and 2008 NZud SS Champ) said in his acceptance speech: ‘The trails were wicked, and not wicked in an awesome sense but wicked in the cruel sense’. Hardest course I’ve ridden on a SS. Reckon Rob and I were in the minority on 26inches and possibly the only guys rocking 32×18.. Alot of big BIG cogs kicking about. 32×21 was pretty common.

  5. Sorry I’ve forgotten what hills are, haven’t seen one since I became a Novocastrian.

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