Okay kids, its getting silly, it must be nearly Christmas. The fitness campaign has been abandoned, the 100k plus singlespeed rides have suddenly stopped and all that good work is quickly being undone in the lead up to those few weeks of mayhem. If everyone else’s behaviour is anything to go by, im way up there in my preparations. Last Sunday’s early morning ride was the icing on the cake. Me, i like an early morning ride, you get to laugh at the leftovers stumbling home from their Saturday night. Pity it was in reverse…Riding home at 6am is never a good idea, being pissed as a fart doesnt help either. Being a showoff and pulling skids is just a recipe for disaster.
So the moral of the story is dont pull candybars while paraletic. Inserting your foot through your spokes is never a good idea. Its worse when you have bladed spokes i found out…
Nice to see these awesome people are onto it. Makes me wonder how i ever made it home from London in one piece

i feel for ya hunners. i still haven’t pieced together exactly what caused me to come round laying on my back in the middle of fitzroy place on a gusty night back in march.
i think it had something to do with fifteen or twenty gins, a gust of wind and a misplaced tree. can’t be sure though.