There Goes The Neighbourhood!

Right, my first thought was to post up some long winded history bullshit about Ben and Michelle and all the stupidly loose shit I’ve seen both of them do in the (way too short) amount of time I’ve known them both. But really, you’ve all either seen the photos, received the drunken phone calls, or been bear hugged in person so I’d probably just be wasting my breath. Safe to say, they are two of the best people on the planet and if there’s one thing you should do before you die, it’s share a beer with both of them. Once you’ve done that, I’d recommend feeding another ten into each of them and doing your best to come out at the other end without being covered in texta tatts or suffering sprains from dance floor battles gone wrong. Good luck!

Anyway, I swear this post has a point and I really think the photo below is the best way to sum it up. After all, a picture paints a shitload of words. Most of those words are probably drunken gibberish and the rest are probably related to bikes or beer. The last few at the end however, are the important ones…

ben-pregnant

Yep, Beans and Mash are cooking up a miniature version! So on behalf of all the heads who rep Bottles And Chains, and everyone else in between I’ like to say congratulations ya nut jobs! Pretty sure the only thing to do is celebrate with a bike ride and a shitload of beers (or lemonade for Mish?).

Onya!

Long Distance Runner

“Morphic resonance is a term coined by Rupert Sheldrake  in his 1981 book A New Science of Life. He uses the expression to refer to what he thinks is “the basis of memory in nature….the idea of mysterious telepathy-type interconnections between organisms and of collective memories within species.” 

I was thinking about BNC tonight, Thinking “jeez, they’ve invited me in with open arms and here’s me with nothing worthy to talk about”. Then Benny happened. He happened to me through “a social networking site” and reminded me that I’d taken the blood oath of BNC (“cut the sides don’t touch the back”) and I hadn’t put out yet. Why wasn’t I putting out? So here I am, increasingly convinced about morphic reasonance and putting out, as it were.

It’s weird being back here in the innards of The BNC site, kinda like they’ve left the side door open and I’ve just wandered on through. Even though I’ve been invited in, and I’m currently sitting on my floor in Rotorua, It feels strangely eerie. First off, I’d like to say that I’m somewhat humbled and embiggened (J Springfield) by the glowing introduction that Mr Storer dropped on y’all recently. Here it is again if you didn’t catch it the first time

NZud Rotorvegas local, and full time SS’er Matty Rayment is a good bloke. He rides a rigid 29er, plays punk music and likes drinking beer.

At the risk of appearing somewhat of a fraud I feel I should clear some things up. The first part up to being a good bloke is all true. Yup, all-single-all-rigid-all-29er-all-the-time. Okay, I’m a good bloke as well. The second part, well… I used to play in a punk band, but they moved overseas. And then I moved from the smoke to here…By this time having sold all my gear to buy bikes. I also work, study and have a family. As for the Rotorua punk scene? Hmmmmm. Not so much. I don’t like drinking beer. I love it. Jesus, I adore beer. But I don’t drink it much anymore for a mix of reasons, the main one being my kids don’t give a fuck if I’m hung over or not ” It’s six AM, and we’d like breakfast, please”.  Sounds pretty sad don’t it? I do however ride my bike a whole lot, think about why I (We) ride a whole lot and think about (and listen to) music a whole lot. I do race (after a fashion, mainly against the clock) and feel somewhat out of step with other’s at events (is it because I’m medicore? maybe…)I also believe that riding bikes and music, “punk” music if you will are intrinsically linked.

BNC and I were meant to be together. I love the “everyone welcome” ethos and the apparent (distinct) lack of pretension. What grabbed me initially though, was that the kit that Benny was sporting at the NZud SS champs had a record label on it. Right on the chest. A DIY record label at that.  You had me at Hello.

Which lead me to think about the ‘scene’ (be it music or bikes) and all this talk of the DIY, the independent and the generally more thinking man’s (or woman’s) approach to life and how to live it. When I get down this track I’m always drawn to what is, in my opinion the pinnacle of independence, the DIY and the resistance of the thought that “one good idea sandwiched between ten thousand bad ideas will translate”. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Dischord Records. Soak it up.

Out of all this glorious, riotous clamour and hiss, the rage and noble stupidity one band for me stands above all. Fugazi. And out of their catalogue, one record stands above all others (for me). It is my number one bike riding-est record of all time. RED MEDICINE.

Red Medicine was recorded by Fugazi in January 1995 and released on the above Dischord records on June 12 1995. There were no singles off the album (Fugazi don’t play that) No Videos (see former). I vividly remember the first time I heard Guy Picciotto  sing “You should pay rent/in my mind/say like the french say/bonsoir regrete” It floored me, and my path was pretty much set from then on.  

Fourteen years later, that song, “Do You Like Me?” remains the most romantic thing I have ever heard, and when Brendan Canty’s bell and the Dictaphone mic guitar squall that opens the song hit every single time I get that same thrill. It helps to let me know that I am alive. On the bike this record helps me up the hills,(and down them for that matter) . Ian Mackaye’s harmonised cries of “I don’t wanna be defeated” during Bed For The Scraping gets me to the church on time. 

In short, the record is big, sexy, strident, noisy, dynamic, affirming and intelligent. You’ll read a lot of stuff about how this album was their move from “hardcore” to “art rock”, and yes.. if you wish to put some labels on it that make this stuff easier to disseminate then yeah, I guess. To me, it sounds like people making something that was great and exactly what they wanted to make. Two very precious commodities in today’s day and age. This was a record that was released independently by a band that put on their own (exclusively all ages) shows, didn’t sell merch…. hell, they didn’t even have a light show. They believed all that stuff detracted from the music.  

This is an album that starts all sexy, gets loud(er) goes noisy in the middle (Joe Lally’s contribution, my number one bass playing man crush idol ever), then there’s a dubbed out sax instrumental, then finishes on an upward tragectory that STILL TODAY, RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE (I got it on the headphones) MAKES ME WANT TO INTERNET SHOUT, RUN AROUND, KICK THE TV WITH BOTH FEET AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW (in a good way).  I can’t do it. I’m sorry, I tried not to but I’ve degenerated into an almost evangelical rant, but sod it to hades, I’m amongst friends, right?

SO…

I emplore you . Listen to Fugazi. Find some (here’s a clue. ITunes) put it on and go for a ride. or a walk, or sit down and listen to it. If you don’t know them (and/or you think that Blink 182 invented Hardcore in 1998) It will present a different (and hopefully refreshing) way of thinking about how music/art/bikes/whatever is presented. If you do like it, hopefully it will become a new soundtrack to your ride (It’s pretty much the soundtrack to my life), it lends itself well to scenery. If you don’t like it, hopefully it will challenge you a little, give you pause, and make you think. If you do know Fugazi (and I believe that many o’ the BNC’ers do) put ‘em on anyway. Treat yourself.

This post might make you think about “what does Fugazi have to do with Bikes?” “how does this relate?” “ Where’s the red ano?” “Who the fuck is this guy anyhow?” But, you know what? It just does, in my mind it fully relates. To me riding bikes and music/art like Fugazi is about thinking about things a bit more, and thinking about things a bit differently. Look at this site, the inclusive nature of BNC (another precious commodity in a sport which is known for it’s Internecine bloodletting) Then look at a band like Fugazi and tell me there is no commonality there. Thinking rules, thinking about stuff differently rules (and is challenging and scary at times). Arriving at one new thing, i.e. Fugazi#, a different bike, be it fixed, free, geared, single, cruiser, downhill or cross will hopefully lead to other new things. And by doing new things we’ll learn and grow. Awesome. 

 

#Or anything else for that matter.

 

 

Lollies!

I do try and avoid riding the blog-wave and posting stuff that I find on other blogs, as it can often feel like you’re wandering around the internet reading the same shit over and over, with slightly different witty comments. Or not so witty, if you happen to be on this website. The Candy Cranks site is doing the rounds at the moment, but given that cycling seems to be suffering from a massive case of cock forest/dude ranch/sausage party/not enough bloody girls, I’m just going to perpetuate the machine and link up what is actually a good blog.

So go over and have a read. While you’re at it, figure out how we can get more girls riding bikes so I don’t have to spend so much time hanging out with guys in skin tight clothes and pointy shoes.

Skin Grows Back

I don’t usually use this site to push products (I think…?) but occasionally I can’t help myself. Some quiet time browsing the Skin Grows Back website has left me happy. I’m pretty far behind the eightball on this really, as these guys have been around for yonks and have been sponsoring and promoting left, right and centre. They’ve even got a link to us on their website (good people) and I have bought and do actually own one of their top tube pads. While it was given as a joke and doesn’t really get used, I can definitely vouch for its solid construction.

I’m not a courier and probably fall solidly into the fakenger list, given I ride around with a big Chrome bag on one of them tricky fixed gear bicycle things and now sport a U-lock in the back pocket (…and justice for all).  As such, the gear these guys make probably isn’t aimed at me directly, but I still think it’s damn fine looking stuff. The obvious bonus is that it’s made in Australia by decent folks using local and recycled materials. It’s designed to handle the rough and tumble abuse of daily bike riding, and works just as well for the messenger types as it does for every day commuters and those of us who like to spend as much time as possible on the bike, or falling off the bike. One of the reasons I love my Chrome bag is that it’s built tough as fuck, it’s waterproof, comfortable on the bike, and holds a shitload of stuff (even though it ain’t the big model). The SGB stuff is made in the same way, but in our own backyard by people you may well see on the street.

I have to admit, I’m a little excited by the coming soon messenger bag that’s in their gallery. I may not do it for a living, but I’ve hauled enough shit on my bike to appreciate a good bag with features that are easy to use and make sense. Upgrading from my old Crumpler to a one-handed strap was the best thing ever. I dunno how far away the SGB bags are, but they look like they’ll tick all the boxes that amount to a good dose of awesome. Heaps of room, heaps of adjustment, padding in the right places, plenty of pockets, smart straps, and some kick arse bits for handling shit that’s too big for the bag.

So if you haven’t been over to check out the product over at SGB yet, do it now. If you already have, go back again, even if it’s just to increase their web stats. Tell your friends, support your local heads, give props where it’s well deserved, and use your gear without mercy.

Bottling Australia

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I have to admit, I get a little wigged out at the places that BnC randomly shows up. Strangers in distant pubs, stickers in obscure places, random newspaper articles, and links from strange websites. I think this latest appearance takes the cake for me though.

I always spot the Bicycling Australia magazines at the newsagent, as I’m picking up my copy of Dirt (to prove I’m hardcore), Singletrack (because it’s good) and AMB (to prove I’m an idiot). I always write them off as boring mags for weekend cyclists with very little of interest given my particular tastes. I’m pretty sure I’m still right. Regardless, the ol’ BnC Team Kit has somehow made its way onto the BA Gear website, surrounded by TdF merchandising and guides to the best bike paths around the country. I think Ben and his lack of concentration may have had something to do with it, combined with his love of e-mailing people and talking smack with anyone who’ll give him 30 seconds of their time.

Either way, it does give BnC that ‘super commuter’ cred that we’ve always been looking for. I guess now that we’ve hit the mainstream I’ll have to give up all hopes of becoming an underground hipster merchandise mogul and instead start pushing for more on-air promotion from Phil and Paul. “Now Paul, I may not have mentioned it yet but the top 20 riders in the bunch is really where you want to be. It’s much safer up there and you can really show off your team kit, be it Silence Lotto or Bottles and Chains.”

I am a little curious at to how we somehow ended up in the ‘Training and Nutrition’ clothing section. I suppose someone got confused between drinking sessions and training sessions, or took our talk of hydration at face value. According to the discerning editors at BA Gear, “this jersey is an innovative and fresh design suitable for every cycling enthusiast” and will allow you to “wear a jersey with an exciting and unique design on your next training ride!” Not only that, but we’ve come in at number nine in the category’s top 10 items list, beaten only by a few far more clever and witty jersey designs. I only wonder if being in that list means that someone’s already bought a jersey through the website? Unfortunately, as I tumbled through the list trying to pick my next purchase I realised that the gripping editorial attached to our innovative and fresh design was a little less unique than I originally thought.

Anyway, if you haven’t got a BnC rag already, I’d suggest you “enhance your cycling experience” as quick as you can and go buy one now! Just give it a week or six.

Horses for Courses? Nah..

Ok. I’m not buying into the whole ‘horses for courses’ argument.. I say, have a bike? Ride it. Ride it anywhere. Ride it hard. I’ve seen fixed gear off road, BMX in XC races, Downhill bikes in enduros, XC bikes in downhill races, and touring bikes in timetrials. Each time, the pilot of the ‘unorthodox’ bicycle is having a dead-set hoot! But if we change tack slightly and talk bike riding from an asthetic point of view, seeing the correct tool for the job being used is often much ‘easier on the eye’.

My case in point is illustrated by the two following video’s. The first is the ‘Bootleg Sessions’. Watching freestyle fixed gear is like seeing a game of first grade rugby, it looks very impressive, that is, until you see the All Blacks play. Cue the second video. ‘Erik Elstran’, in comparsion to the first, is like pitting the All Blacks against the Glenorchy first grade side, the difference in playing abilities is immediately evident. Horses for courses? Nah, I’d just rather see Carlos Spencer play.

Bootleg Sessions v.3 — Full Trailer from Ride/Relax Productions on Vimeo.

Erik Elstran – April 2009 from North of Ten on Vimeo.

Bike week?

Timmy Stredwick’s first attempt at organising Bike Week? If you watch this video closely, I think you can see Liam Correy and the ‘Healthy Transport Hobart’ crew in the background.