Short and to the pointless

Isn’t life strange?

One day, you’re just sitting there living in the city that isn’t the host of the 2010 World Singlespeed Championships and the next day, BAM! you are!  What’s got two thumbs and is apoplectic with excitement? This guy! I don’t know much more than that at this stage and will post back when I know more details. You can all come and stay with me though. Benny has the spare room, so you can fight over the couches/air mattresses.

SPRING BREAK!!!!! CANCUN!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!.

(ahem).

It’s been quiet on the riding front over here for me of  late, however next week I’ll be stepping out with another rigid SS riding gentleman as a team in the Whaka 100. Should be a blast.

Rapha moment? Rapha moment? well….I sure don’t want to be left out when it comes to Rapha moments.

SHAZAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!

Full Moon Fleet

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Young Jono Miller is hosting his first B’n’C group ride, ‘Full Moon Fleet’ on Sunday October Four. Get yourself along to Salamanca Lawns @ 10:30pm, bring a few beers and headout for a luna-lit ‘Tour De Back Streets’.  I’m sure the crew will have an impromtu skid comp, ‘townhill’ event or similar act of pure fun whilst out on the pushies in the evening. Do yourself a favour, embrace a spring night in the city from the saddle of your bike.

Alleycat and Photohunt.

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Wow. What an Alleycat. I haven’t laughed that hard in ages. The photographs that were being shoved in front of the judging panel were nothing short of amazing. Policemen astride brakeless track bikes, the Flippers Fish Punt crew ‘flipping off’ a fuck load of cyclists, random dogs getting some lovin’, Dicko, Thommo and MP swimming in the Franklin Square Fountain (Nic in his specially purchased Budgie Smugglers), Roy IN a Hummer, Mad ‘Thrasher’ thrashin’ by a far from sober and underpant clad Hunnibell, the ‘Top Gun’ lads and (possibly best off all), Thommo throwin’ down a backflip outside Customs House Hotel. Continue reading “Alleycat and Photohunt.”

Timmy!

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Those familiar with Bottles and Chains favourite clog wearing, dyke pluggin’ Dutchman, Tim ‘Danger’ Smit, will be suprised to learn that Timmy has actually completed a race without breaking himself or his bike AND managed to win the bloody event at the same time!! Tim took out some unpronounceable 6 Hour event in the land of legal weed, Grolsh beer and over the counter magic mushrooms. How the fk any BnC’er could remain upright on a bike in that country let alone win a race is beyond me. Above is a shot of the kid being interviewed on the podium.  Well done Timmy.

Cookin’ Up A Storm

It’s here! The Hobart Bike Kitchen has been whispered about behind bicycle shop counters, over tip-shop walls and through the streets of Hobart for the last few months. A growing momentum and good dose of rabid bicycle hoarding and collecting has seen things spring into action, and the Kitchen is now open! Stoking the ovens and putting the kettle on every Sunday arvo, the Hobart Bike Kitchen is dedicated to getting old bikes up and running, keeping bikes on the road, and celebrating all things pedalled.

Their website is now live, so head over and check out some snaps and keep up to date with everything that’s happening. Get involved if you can, the more the merrier. And tell all your mates, it’s all about spreading the word and making this thing explode!

I Can’t Be The Only One…

…Who thinks these frames look sexy as hell. The Aussie Candy Cranks girls seem to be churning out a heap of rad stuff lately, and these frames are looking to take the cake. I tend to get caught up in stuff that has consistently good style (Rapha being the prime example) and the crew over at CC are doing a damn fine job of sucking me in. Their logo is enough for starters, and now they start doing things like this. Very nice. They actually remind me a little of my new build, and seeing as how that’s the sexiest bike I’ve ever seen, that’s a good thing. Keep an eye on their blog for more info as it emerges.

On another note, go check out the video of crash carnage in the Tour of Spain. Plenty of ‘oh shit!’ moments.

BnC x Cyclingo x Alien – sweet colab

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Yep, finally finished it.

I’ve been hustling like crazy for the last few months, hoarding parts for the bike to replace the Ken Self. There’s been a vision in my head that’s slowly emerged into real life, and a growing pile of parts on the corner of my workbench that has been holding a lot of promise. To be honest, the bike’s conception started becoming a reality way back at the start of last year. Neil came to stay for the SS Nats, shared a mattress (and god knows what else) with Dan, then waltzed his way back over the Melbourne. A few weeks later a mysterious package arrived, which was torn open to reveal small and innocent Chris King headset. I’ve yet to figure out what Neil did to make him feel guilty enough to send such a gift, but I wasn’t keen to get involved in any kind of equine dentistry with that little number, so the headset went into the parts bin and the brain began to tick over (slowly, of course). Fast forward to the demise of Ken and it was time to kick things into gear (oh, pun).

I posted up some ranting and raving about Alien bikes a while back, completely without any kind of proof of their quality or ability to back up whatever crap I was spouting. However, I did have faith in my own (usually misguided) judgement and the frames really did look the business, so the credit card came out and the order went through. All seemed well founded when it arrived a couple of weeks later.

From there, things went a little crazy. Phil came along for the ride, in a potentially controversial colour. Nic and Ben have always maintained that those who spend too much time concerned with aesthetics will end up matching their hubs to their panties. Fortunately, I’m yet to own any underwear that matches this pair, although the rest of the bike follows a theme that is frequently echoed on the coathangers. Either way, fixed gear bikes are sexy, and so are pink hubs.

The end result is the first bike I’ve built up from new parts. Not a bad start, if I do say so myself. It’s been a little odd not jumping onto the Ken Self the last couple of mornings, but the new bike is truly holding its own. Alien came through with the goods, and the frame is a great ride. The geometry is exactly what I was after, and the frame’s a little larger, which is a good thing for my legs. The hubs are beyond a dream, and everything has that new feeling, which means it’s running smooth as hell. There’s no holding back or babying happening with this one, so it won’t be long before I find out how it holds up to a bit of Tassie winter grit and grime. So here we go, time to thrash and burn. Now I can finally lock my bike to poles without fretting about scratching the paint.

Throw a wave or a skid if you see it out and about.

Gotta say thanks to Baden for hooking up the paint job, Russell for the machining, Tim for the tooling and Dan for the anodising (dutch rudder instead of a wristy?). Huzzah!

For a spec list, Continue reading “BnC x Cyclingo x Alien – sweet colab”

Even if it’s Ouse’n’down

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For those that haven’t heard, I’ll be returning to the Southern Isle for six day in September.. and of course, I have a radventure planned. Here is the wood..  Rain or shine, on Monday 14 September I’m planning to cycle from my parents home in Margate to Ouse, overnight, then return the next day.

Not sure on the exact route, but after much discussion, the following route seems the most likely: Hobart, Rosetta, Collinsvale, Molesworth, New Norfolk, Plenty, Glenora, Westerway, Ellendale, Ouse, Hamilton, Elderslie, Broadmarsh, Brighton, Teatree, Richmond, Cambridge, Rosny, Hobart.   According to Google Map, it’s about 230km’s return (approx +/-)  …not exactly huge, but enough to wet the palette.

The overnight arrangements? not sure.  …but there are a few options, the two best being; a) ‘camping out’ and b) ‘a room in the local pub’ ..but should you choose to follow the Faust Coppi cycling regime option c) ‘the footpath outside the Ouse Hotel’ may suffice? Haha, nah.. Reckon I’ll pack a tent. Campfires rule. Open to discussion on this one..

Any punters want to come along for the ride?

Email me at: benny@bottlesandchains.com